508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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