Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
