HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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