So drunk its hurt
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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