it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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