Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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