Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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