and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
