In the future we'll all be gay
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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