i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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