I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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