Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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