do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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