and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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