im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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