PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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