do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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