so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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