Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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