we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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