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I wish i was in the wii world.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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