I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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