You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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