Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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