she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
where are my pants?
in the oven.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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