im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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