She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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