Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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