He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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