Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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