What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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