I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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