What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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