is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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