you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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