Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Randomize