can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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