It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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