i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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