I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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