So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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