escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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