i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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