So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
It's blow job season.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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