question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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