I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I just found puke in my bra..
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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