so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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