also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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