Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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