You're my little dorito
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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