I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He passed out mid-signature
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
