Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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