can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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