"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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