I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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