it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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