don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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